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Pencil Gods

   Status: Stable

Incident Report: Encounter with Self Proclaimed Gods in Citchen Forest

Field Agent: [REDACTED]

Summary:

This week, I was deployed to the Citchen Forest region for routine demon population monitoring, a task typically mandated by the government but delegated to our department for execution. During my patrol, I encountered an unusual house-like structure heavily adorned with signs, all referencing entities known as the "Pencil Gods."

Upon approaching the structure, I prepared my standard-issue taser, expecting to potentially encounter feral wildlife or low-level demonic entities. The exterior of the house belied its true nature; internally, the structure was anomalously vast, with a corridor extending far beyond its apparent dimensions. The hallway alone took several minutes to traverse, evoking a sense of spatial distortion.

The first room I entered was starkly empty, amplifying the unsettling atmosphere. Proceeding to the adjacent room, I discovered three large anthropomorphic pencils, each approximately six feet tall. The first entity was a standard wooden pencil, yellow-bodied with a pink eraser and circular shades. The second, also wooden, was bright blue and appeared to be equipped with a pencil gripper. The third entity was a mechanical pencil composed entirely of plastic.

The most disturbing aspect of these entities was their human-like mouths, complete with tongues and teeth composed of their respective materials. They identified themselves as "The Pencil Gods" and engaged me in conversation, primarily discussing pencils and their ability to summon them at will within the house. They implied that the granting of pencils would require a favor in return—a proposition I declined to entertain.

Given the potential threat and the anomalous nature of these entities, I contacted my superior to relay the situation to the local government. At present, it remains unclear whether the Pencil Gods pose any direct danger, though their unsettling appearance and behavior warrant further investigation. Caution is advised for any future encounters.